sometimes I’m actually baffled by my eyebrows
like there’ll be days when they’re just normal and unspectacular
but other times I’ll look in the mirror and raise one of them and I’m just like oh god no this is too much power for one person to hold
no argument here, bro
"Well, their organs, mostly."
"it also helps that they usually don’t initiate conversations with moderately offensive questions"
I don’t even know what to do anymore
The first season’s cool, because zombies. Then not so much. (Not so much cool OR zombies.) And lawd the lady characters are awful.
WHAT SHOULD I WATCH INSTEAD
I need more shows
(even though there are already at least five shows I’ve started and not finished)
Well fucking duh.
I think we will also need legions of armored female soldiers at our command. Because of reasons.
That sounds reasonable.
Can we also have a male harem?
BUT THAT’S SO MUCH COMMITMENT FOR JUST DATING