Goddammit Karli why did you have to reblog that picture

I’m going to spend the rest of my waking hours thinking about Olivia Wilde’s boobs

and that doesn’t sound like a bad thing, I realize, but it fucking murders my productivity

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Applauding, obviously. Somebody’s got to put a stop to murderous elephants in suburban areas, Nichole. You are the hero bookstores deserve.

Does… does this mean I can have a lair?

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Priorities.

Are you telling me to get some or applauding the ones I have

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If it makes you feel any better if I lived anywhere in the vicinity of your state I’d be clingy all OVER yo face.

Like a Facehugger?

I mean if you can’t compare a friendship to having an alien entity forcibly planting eggs in your mouth, you do not have the right kind of friends, man

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Burkina Faso. Pack your bags. ಠ_ಠ

But that’s 7000 miles away D:

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Just want to remind you that we could legally get married in the state right above yours. Just sayin’.

But in what country is it legal for me to marry you and Dylan O’Brien at the same time

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Scott can be that one black kid that showed up for like five seconds in the third Harry Potter movie and was never seen or heard from again. They contribute about the same amount of usefulness.

“Trying to catch Chris Argent is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
“Okay you know what I don’t even want you in my pack, just get the fuck out.”

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oh man, that would actually be a way better story arc than what they actually use. Nichole we should just commandeer the third season and fix it. Shh we can make this better; I believe in us.

He’ll start having mood swings because Voldemort Peter is in his brain and he’ll lash out at the other wolves and everyone’ll just be like “god Harry Derek why do you have to be such a dick”

and he’ll have a romantic subplot with Cho Chang Stiles, who cries all the time because Cedric Lydia’s been killed by Voldemort Peter

and no one understands Harry Derek’s angst over his dead parents and they don’t know why his scar tattoo hurts every time he looks at Quirrell Jackson

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SO IF DEREK IS THE CHOSEN ONE IS CHEM TEACHER SNAPE? WHO IS RON IS IT STILES

YES CHEM TEACHER IS SNAPE BECAUSE HE’S AN ASSHOLE TO HIS STUDENTS AND HE JUST SUCKS

Ron is… Isaac? Unless he dies. DON’T TELL ME IF HE DIES. I LIKE HIM.

But now I think that means Erica is the Hermione of the group and Boyd is… Neville? Um.

GERARD IS THE CORRUPT MINISTER FOR MAGIC AND THE LATE MRS. ARGENT IS UMBRIDGE AND ALLISON IS… SOMEONE WHO REALLY SUCKS, I DUNNO

And Scott is someone, I don’t even care about him

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AND SHE ONLY GETS WORSE EAOIEGHAOGHA;OGEHIA. I don’t understand why they can’t just have one good female character. Or just a halfway decent one. It really can’t be that hard I don’t understand why

Speaking of bad female characters, I think Kate’s about to be killed and that makes me happy.

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You’ll never like anyone because they’re all terrible. Stiles can stay, though. He’s alright.

He has the cutest face oh man