(ignore the birthmark in the first one) BUT YEAH, that’s what I spent money on today
I mean I woke up and thought “fuck, I’m not doing anything today, might as well get some more piercings”
and then we lived happily ever after etc
Describe your crush.
We’ve been over this, I don’t have any crushes
I hate people okay
Describe your perfect mate.
Aesthetically pleasing. Witty. Expert chef. Willing to own and take care of an animal so I can enjoy the benefits while they do all the work. 8D
What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
here’s me wearing my CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM BRITT
Slytherin shirt. Scrabble tile necklace. Fuck yeah.
What is your definition of cheating?
Engaging in physical or verbal acts of sexuality with another person. This includes, but is not limited to: kissing, groping, phone/cyber sex, etc.
Who are five people you find attractive?
Sorry look it’s me again I’ve come to haunt your every waking moment
no but when my self-esteem is high I end up photo whoring
The person you like and why you like them.
I don’t like anyone. People are awful. Fuck ‘em.
Weird things you do when you’re alone.
…sometimes I sing along to “Hare Hare Yukai” and do part of the dance routine. shut up go away I hate you
Post a picture of yourself without makeup/hair done.
WELL THEN I’LL HAVE TO POST AN OLD ONE BECAUSE I’M WEARING MAKEUP RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKER
THERE, IT’S ME WITH ZERO EFFORT PUT INTO MY APPEARANCE
PRETTY SURE ALL I DID WAS COMB MY DAMN HAIR
Post a bit of your last IM conversation.
[11:32:00 PM] Nichole: I hope if there’s any puking it happens on you
[11:32:04 PM] Nichole: all over your shirt
[11:32:15 PM] Nichole: and just ruins your whole week
[11:32:32 PM] James: WELL GOOD NIGHT
[11:32:39 PM] Nichole: ‘NIGHT
[11:32:49 PM] James: Dickshitter
Five things within touching distance right now.
Phone. Glasses. Tarot. Box of Kleenex. Leftover meds from getting my teeth pulled. (I’m saving them for a rainy day. And by “rainy day” I mean if I ever get mauled by a bear or something else happens that would require Vicodin.)
You know those nights when you have nothing better to do than just put on makeup and take pictures of yourself
yeah sorry about that
Post a selca?
Welp. I’m not looking my best, but okay:
(Ha, it’s the cardigan again. I’m not sorry.)
Do you make funny sounds? If yes, which?
Uhhh. Not really? You should hear my mom’s laugh, though. It’s mortifying and hilarious.
If you could get wings on your back, where would you go?
Oh Christ where WOULDN’T I.
Tell me three facts about you.
In which I like my Captain America shirt and my hair continues to be too long and my lighting is terrible
Post a photo of yourself
Share 5 things that you really want
Another thing that made me smile today
DOING AN AWESOME JOB ON THAT JAPANESE TEST, WOO