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So this is what they did when they weren’t filming.
The Knights of the Ping Pong Table.
Merlin is casually out of shot, controlling the ball so Arthur will win and no one will convince me otherwise
This is just hinting that when they make a modern day spin-off of Merlin, instead of battles they’re going to have ping-pong matches.
I’ll go first. I’m afraid that when I jaywalk, the universe will punish me by having the DeLorean from Back to the Future zoom in from out of sometime else and run me over.
Balloons.
Telephones.
Anything that flies.
Escalators. But I’m also excessively worried about getting parking tickets and being pulled over—I just like to think that’s less irrational.
If I sit down for too long at a stretch my legs will die and fall off.
teleportation
Blue holes
Repeating holes, wasps, parasites, lampreys, krakens, body horror, necromancy, shadows, mirrors.
Goats.
the moon exploding
the fear that the screen on your window/door will tear open one day and suddenly bees. fucking everywhere.
Driving over a bridge when suddenly a fucking massive earthquake strikes and the bridge collapses and everyone dies.
God I could go on for ages.
Steak Sandwich Recipe ft MRWEEBL- Sorted