“God, but life is loneliness, despite all the opiates, despite the shrill tinsel gaiety of 'parties' with no purpose, despite the false grinning faces we all wear.”
- Sylvia Plath
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Leading a Morgana Pendragon appreciation life. Searching in vain for Merdred fics. Loathing Theon Greyjoy profusely. Wasting away at community college in pursuit of a degree I don't need. Hi.
This guy on okcupid messaged me telling me to up my age limit and talk to him. Looked at his profile and he’s 31. My first reaction was: “The fuck, man, you’re in your 30’s. You are way old for me; go away.”
But then I realized
- Tom Hiddleston - 31
- Benedict Cumberbatch - 36
- Andrew Scott - 36
- Misha Collins - 38
- Jensen Ackles - 34
- Robert Downey Jr. - 47
MISHA IS THIRTY-EIGHT? THE FUCK, MAN.
Anyway, as I was going to say before my brain interrupted, there’s a world of difference between being attracted to unattainable celebrities you’ll never meet and being hit on by guys who are 10+ years older than you. I mean, I’ve never been attracted to thirty-year-old men I’ve actually MET. Not that I can remember, at least.
So. Yeah.
Um btw, Martin Freeman = 40. So…
This is irrelevant because we are not sexually attracted to Martin Freeman.
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I mostly just think Martin Freeman is adorable, as opposed to wanting to do sexy things with him. Whereas everyone else...
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This is irrelevant because we are not sexually attracted to Martin Freeman.
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Um btw, Martin Freeman = 40. So…
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