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We are all going forward. None of us are going back.

-Richard Siken

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Nichole/22/Oregon. Just a fucking nerd, pretty much.

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

izzysfood:

Fried Shanghai Noodle

sadangrylatina:

omg

leminkain:

pompadouche:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

i hate her too

I need to know her whereabouts so I can marry her. Immediately.

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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Wonder Bar, 1934

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names